Coming Soon April Fool Day

Coming Soon April Fool Day

If people say u r fool, be patient

If people say u r fool, be patient.
If they say u r monkey, relax.
If they say u r stupid, be cool
But if they say u r smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip…
Take out your...
Book from your bag and study…

Today, tomorrow and forever

Today, tomorrow and forever
There will be one heart
That would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!      

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp kampate honth,

Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp kampate honth,
Yeh thartharata hua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe
Malaria hai.

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai...
Aur kyo na ho...
Khayi Bhi to Hari Mirchi hai!    

You are really a CUTE person!

You are really a CUTE person!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

You are the one who is Handsome

You are the one who is Handsome
You are the one who is Intelligent
You are the one who is Smart
And I am the One who is spreading these Rumours.

U r very important to me,

U r very important to me,
Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don't mind! I am talking about oxygen.   

A recent study has proved that

A recent study has proved that
Fools use their thumb while reading SMS.
Now it’s too late,
Don’t try to change your finger!
Try to catch some other fool!    

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 your

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.   

Just a friendly reminder –

Just a friendly reminder –

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.   

Hey U Know Which is the best day

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Plz call me, its urgent.

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega     

Aik Baat Bolo

Aik Baat Bolo
Boy: Aik baat bolo

Girl: Bolo
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Boy: Iss duniya mein

Abi bhi ek dil hai

Jo tere liye dhadakta hai

Girl: Kiska ??

Boy: Tera khud ka 😛 pagal Lardki 😉

So sweet is your smile

So sweet is your smile;
So wonderful is your style;
So enchanting is your voice;
So captivating are your eyes;
See... how covertly I LIE!
Happy All Fools' Day!