Khabi kesi se MOHABBAT mat karna

Khabi kesi se MOHABBAT mat karna
Because MOHABBAT means
M: Mot (Death)
O: Oljhan (Dilemma)
H: Harna (Losing)
A: Aanso (Tears)
B: Barbadi (Destruction)
B: Bewafayi (Dis-loyalti)
A: Andhaira (Darkness)
T: Tanhayi (Loneliness)

With Idiot For Ever

Husband: Do you know what does "WIFE" means?
It means "Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife: No dear
It means "With Idiot For Ever"

HUGS will make your day wonderful

HUGS will make your day wonderful
HUGS stands for
H: Happy feelings
U: Ultimate Joys
G: Great love and respect
S: Sympathy for others

DEAR means

Hello…. Dear
DEAR means
D: Don't forget me
E: Enter into my heart
A: Always be with me
R: Remember me in your prays

Why do students go to COLLEGE regularly?

Why do students go to COLLEGE regularly?
Because COLLEGE means
C: Come
O: On !
L: Let's
L: Love
E: Every
G: Girl
E: Equally

What I Mean from "BITCH" it means

Hi… BITCH
You will not mind it if you know what I mean from "BITCH" it means
B: Beautiful
I: Intelligent
T: Talented
C: Cute
H: Hilarious
I know you are smiling now

Always greet "SALAM" to others when you meet them because "SALAM" stands for

Always greet "SALAM" to others when you meet them because "SALAM" stands for
S: Sada Khush raho
A: Abaad raho
L: La-zawal kamyabiyan Pawo
A: Apki har arzo pori ho
M: Mujhy dua mai yaad rakhna !!
SALAM to you too

Always care your FRIEND

Always care your FRIEND 
Because "FRIEND" stands for
F: Full of Love
R: Root of Happiness
I: Island of Respect
E: End of sorrows
N: Name of hope
D: Door of understanding
So never lose you "Friends

The real meaning of STUDY is

The real meaning of STUDY is
S: Sleeping
T: Talking
U: Unlimited SMS
D: Dreaming
Y: Yawing 

Some Degrees and Their Meanings

Some Degrees and their meanings
M.B.B.S
Most Beautiful But Stupid
B.Com
Basic Confidence of Mohabbat
B.B.A
Beautiful, Bold & Attractive
L.L.B
Life Lasting Boredom
P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream-girl

Wada hai apki dosti sada khas rahegi

Wada hai apki dosti sada khas rahegi,
Yado ki jhalak dil ke pass rahegi,
Nahi bhulenge apko or apki dosti ko,
Jab tak is dil me aakhri saans rahegi….

Ansuoo ko palko tale chupaye baithe hai

Ansuoo ko palko tale chupaye baithe hai,
zakhamo ko aaj hum silaye baithe hai,
tu bewafa huaa to kya.....
kahi hamari wafa badnam na ho jaye
hoto ko isliye dabaye baithe hai....

Wo dhundte rahe hume idhar udhar...

Wo dhundte rahe hume idhar udhar...
Sayad unhe hamari talash thi...
Par afsos jis kabar par the unke kadam..
Usi me dafan humari laas thi..!

Jo Wada Kiya Hai Wo Nibhana Hoga

Jo Wada Kiya Hai Wo Nibhana Hoga,
Ek Din Laut Kar Tumhe Aana Hoga,
Dil Todkar Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj,
Dekhna Ek Din Tumhe Bhi Pachtana Hoga…

Dil Tha Rulane Ka To Rula Dete

Dil Tha Rulane Ka To Rula Dete,
Kuch To Meri Wafa Ka Sila Dete,
Tham Kar Hath Gair Ka Jalate Rahe Hame,
Kar Dete Ek Eshara Ham Khud Apna Dil Jala Dete…

Koi Achhi Si Saza Do Muje,
Chalo Aisa Karo Rula Do Mujhe,
Dil Dukhaya Ho To Maut Aa Jaye Mujhe,
Dil Ki Gehrai Se Ye Dua Do Mujhe…

A very nice line said by a boy to his girlfriend

A very nice line said by a boy to his girlfriend

Tere Bina Main Ye Duniya Chhod To Du,
Pr Uska Dil Kaise Dukha Du Jo Roz Darwaze Pr Khadi Kehti Hai
“Beta Ghar Jaldi Aa Jana”…

Ho Agar Waqt To Mulakat Kar Lena

Ho Agar Waqt To Mulakat Kar Lena
Dil Kuch Kahe To Baat Kar Lena
Yun To Busy Honge Aap Apno Me
Par
Ek Lamha Mil Jaye To Hume 
Bhi Yaad Kar Lena…

Kahun Kia Ab Zamany ka

Kahun Kia Ab Zamany ka
Kahun kia ab Zamany ka k Tanhaai he behter hy, 
Kisi k sath chal kar Tum, Usy Mushkil m daalo gy, 

Tumhen kia Farq parhta hy, Tu Pathar Dil, Tu Pathar Jaan, 
Kisi k saath betho gy, Usy Mushkil m daalo gy, 

Kisi ka Naam lo gy to, Bohot c Toh'maten hon gi, 
Akeli Jaan hy Pyaary, Tum kia kia sambhaalo gy?? 

K Meri Baat maano Tum, Abhi sy Rukh badal daalo, 
K hy Dunia bohot Zalim, Kesy khud ko bacha lo gy?? 

Chalo m maan jata hun, Nahi hy Wo Zamany saa, 
Agar Wo b Badal jaay, To kia Izzat bacha lo gy?? 

Jo b Baat ho Dil mn, Khuly mn bol dety ho, 
Agar Wo Rooth jaay to, Bolo kesy Mana lo gy?? 

Abhi to Josh m ho Tum, Qalam ko thaam lo Behter, 
K jab Tum Hosh m ho gy, Kesy Likha mita lo gy?? 

Kahun kia ab Zamany ka k Tanhaai he behter hy, 
Kisi k sath chal kar Tum, Usy Mushkil m daalo gy,, 

Kiun Rakhoon Main Apne Qalam Main Sayahi

Kiun Rakhoon Main Apne Qalam Main Sayahi
Jab Koi Armaan Dil Main Machalta Hi Nahi 
Na_Jane Kiun Sabhi Shak Karte Hain Mujh Par 
Jab Sookha Gulab Meri Kitaabon Main Milta Hi Nahi
Kashish To Bohat Thi Mere Pyaar Main
Magar Kya Karoon Koi Pathar Dil Pighalta Hi Nahi.! 
Agar Khuda Mile To Us Se Apna Pyaar Mangoon Ga.! 
Par Suna Hai Wo Marne Se Pehle Kisi Se Milta Nah