Don't even think of these 2

If u want 2 b happy
4 a short tym, GET DRUNK

If u want 2 b happy 4
a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don't even think of these 2.

kitna ikhtyaar tha usko apni chahat py

kitna ikhtyaar tha usko apni chahat py....

jab chaha yaad kya jab chaha bhula dya....
janta tha wo mujh ko behlaany ka har andaaz....
jab chaha hansa dya jab chaha rula dya......
dil bhi us ka tha pyaar bhi uska tha........
jab chaha mera naam likha jab chaha mita dya..............

Sheikh on April Fool's Day

Sheikh ne Bivi ka Sadqa 15 Rupee main dia
oar oss main 85 rupay dall ka 100 ka balance
kerwa liya
Bivi ne kaha ke ye bohat ghalat baat hay
to sheikh bola ke sadka gov ko chalay gia hay
Oar balance mere pass aa gya hay
Bivi bohat bohat heran hoie
Sheikh bola ke April Fool's Day

Jab wo rone laga

Dost Pathan se: “APRIL FOOL manaya?”

Pathan: “Han”
Dost:”kis k sath?”
Pathan:”Bv k sath! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to
Hum Ne bola “APRIL FOOL.:-)

Ikrar karien mohabbat ka

Na hasino se Rasme Wafa

or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
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.
.
Happy April Fool's Day

Sab Se Behtr Din

“I LOVE U” Kehne Ka
Sab Se Behtr Din

Kaunsa Hota Ha???
Guess? Guess?
Simple 1st April
Agr Bat Bn Gai To Cool
Warna Keh Do
April fool

Samajh lena us din April Fool hai

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool haY

LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool haY
Jis Din Kisi Larki
Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din

APRIL FOOL haY.

In Advance

Plz open this

after days at Friday.
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.
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.

U r a 1st FOOL of 2011.

April Fool in Advance

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In Advance love msg,quotes, sms
I'm enamored with you, and I'm not in the matter of denying myself the basic joy of saying genuine things. I'm infatuated with you, and I realize that affection is only a yell into the void, and that insensibility is unavoidable, and that we're altogether destined and that there will come a day when all our work has been come back to clean, and I know the sun will swallow the main earth we'll have, and I am enamored with you."

I have pass

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and
said april fool.
I have pass.

April Fool Sms

31st March or 1st april

Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishin very happy, prosperous n joyful
Fool Day 2011 to the King of Fools..
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April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

am I right to say?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :D



Happy april fools day

Wife Husband April fool 2011

JUDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?

LADY : He called me from office ,
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took me to bed
removed my clothes
laid me on the bed
spread my legs and said
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“APRIL FOOL”

Kahan Ho Tum

“Kahoon K Kia Ho Tum….?”
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,
Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,
Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,
Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,
Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,
Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.
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i love you jaan sms. love u jaan shayari, meri jaan ho tum sms

Main ne poocha kahan ho Tum?
Us ne kaha teri Sansoon main,
Tere Dil main, Tere Khyaloon main,
Teri Rug , Rug -Nass nass main,
Main ne poocha kahan nahi ho tum?
Usne kaha sirf teri kismat main.
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i love you jaan quotes. love you jaan status, jaan sms, funny meri jaan sms

Suno jo Dil main baat hai kehdo

Suno jo Dil main baat hai kehdo

Ke hum hain muntazir kab se
Tumhare chand lafzon ke
Ya hum ko qaid kardaalo
Ya phir aazad tum kardo
Ke jazba koi bhi ho
Izhaar ka mohtaaj rahta hai
Yeh waqt agar haath se kho bethe
To phir pachtaoge tum bhi
Lo humne aankhen bund karlin
Chalo ab kehdo tum hum se
Ke tum ko Humse Mohabbat hai

Mujh se Kehta hai

** Mujh se Kehta hai **

Mujh Se Kehta Hay

Kabhi
Dil Me Malal Aate Hain

Kaise Kaise Meray Dushman
Ko Sawal Aate Hain

Yeh Jo Hum Rute Hain
Chup Ker Kabhi Tanhai Me

Rufta Rufta Tujhay
Aankho’n Se Nikal Aate Hain

Hum Mohabbat Pe Bhi
Ahsan Koe Rakhte Nahi

Naykia’n Kerte Hain Deryao’n Me Daal Aate Hain
Buss Isi Khauf Se Soay
Nahi Ik Mudat Se

Hijr Milta Hay Agar Khawab-e-Wisal Aate Hain
Phool Khil Jain Tou
Is Shakhs Se Kum Kum Milna

Aisay Mausam Me Mohabbat Pe Zawal Aate Hain

Bikhar gaye hain tera intizar

Tere firaq ke lamhe shumaar karte huye

Bikhar gaye hain tera intizar karte huye
To mein bhi khush hoon koi ja ke us ko keh de
Agar woh khush hai mujhe beqarar karte huye
Mein muskurata hua aayine mein ubhroon ga
Woh ro pare ga achaanak singhaar karte huye
Tujhe khabar bhi nahin koi toot geya hai
Mohabaton ko bohat payedaar karte huye
Mujhe khabar thi ke ab laut kar na aaon ga
Wada yeh khud se kiya hai intizar karte huye

No fear in love

No fear in love
and love is not what u can receive
There is no fear in Love,
if the Love is real and perfect
it overshadows all fears and Concern.
Love is not what you can receive
it’s all about what you can give.

2 very painfull things

Shakespare says

There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love
loves you & doesn’t tell u…
Second when ur love doesn’t love u and tells u.

Love is like a puzzle

Love is like a puzzle.

When you're in love,
all the pieces fit but
when your heart gets broken,
it takes a while to
get everything back together.

Inaam -e- Wafa

Inaam -e- Wafa

Hum Nay Bhi Mohabbat Ki Thi Mager
Kuch Bhi Na Mila Hasrat Kay Siwa
Tum Nay Bhi Humay Elzaam Dia
Kia Kahay Esay Qismat Kay Siwa
Suntay Thay Wafa Jo Kartay Hain
Inaam -e- Wafa Pa Jatay Hain
Chahat Ki Nazar Rakhnay Walay
Chahat Ka Sila Pa Jatay Hain
Dekha Tu Koii Anjaam Nahi
Ulfat Ka Ak Nafrat Kay Siwa
Aisa Tu Kabhi Socha Bhi Na Tha
Tum Hum Say Juda Ho Saktay Ho