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I wish a wish for u

I wish a wish for u.
Da wish i wish for few.
Da wish i wish for u is dat your all wishes come true
So, keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you.
Bakra Eid Mubarak



F= Farz allah ka ada karo

R= Rab ko razi karo

I= Ibadat dil se karo

D= Darud kasrat se parho

A= Allah se mango

Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME.


G-Game. :-)

Meaning of WOMEN

:D Meaning of WOMEN
Did u know meaning of WOMEN?

"M"an for

When are you going to marry me

When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you. I love you dear,
marry me within this
month otherwise i will die.
how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

This cat

This cat,
is cat,
a cat,
good cat,
way cat, to cat,
keep cat,
an cat,
idiot cat,
busy cat,
for cat,
20 cat,
seconds cat !...
Now read it without
the word cat.

Sardar got into a bus

Sardar got into a bus
on 1st April
when conductor asked
for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.
I have pass.

Hey get ready

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool,
and u r the
person whom I fooled.

God saw your parents hungry

God saw your parents hungry,
He created pizzas.
God saw they are thirsty,
He created Pepsi. He saw them walking,
He created car.
He saw them without problems,
He created you!

If Today Any1 Talks

If Today Any1 Talks & Praises u 4 ur
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,

Kick Them Off. How Dare
They FOOL U Before April 1st.

You are one of the most

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Happy April Fool Day !!!!

Fool ne fool se

Fool ne
fool se
foolon ki
foolwari main
fool ke sath
wish kiya
o fool
u r the most beautifool
wonderfool amongst all fool
wish u my dear
April fool

Suppose the world were only

Suppose the world
were only one of God's jokes,
would you work any
the less to make
it a good joke instead
of a bad one?

Real friends are those who

Real friends are those who,
when you feel you've made a fool of yourself,
don't feel you've done a permanent job.

One thing kids like is to be tricked

One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance,
I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland,
but instead
I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh, no,"
I said.
"Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late