Ramadan Timetable 2018: Sehr O Iftar Timetable

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Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?
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Sardar ke ghar

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

Ek hathi ne cheenti

Ek hathi ne cheti ko chhed diya,

what does cheti say to hathini… ???
apne pati ko samjha lo,
varna Mard hamare ghar Me bhi hain..

A Cakroach

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Funny SmS Messages

Gullu to santa: papa 5+5 kitne hote hai?

Santa: Ullu de patthe, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam,
tujhe kuch ni ata,
ja andarse calculator leke aa,
batata hoon...

Life Looks Cute

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Life Looks Cute & Beautiful With a FRIEND Like You...
Good morning!
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Sweet Good Morning Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Wishes Messages
DREAMING or DOING is a best that will beggarly the aberration amid FAILURE or SUCCESS. Good morning.

Night will change into day after any accomplishment on your part. But that’s aloof about all the advice you will get from Mother Nature. To succeed, your efforts alpha now. Good morning.

Every morning is a new day. But for me, you will always be brand as new. You are truly wonderful and deserve the best in life. Have a beautiful day.

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These are just 16 letters

These are just 16 letters
yet they mean so much when
warmly sent just to keep in touch.
(>*<) T*A*K*E* (<<**>>)
;;''C*A*R*E*
@$##
(>>^^^<<)
##$@ OF URSELF..$#%%
Good Morning....
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Good Morning Messages and Quotes for Friends, Beloved

While one being looks at a blurred day as black and dull, addition looks at it as a assurance that anon they will be able to ball in the rain. It is a amount of acumen that keeps us happy. Good morning to you. Have a absolute day.


May you have a day filled with happiness and joy. A wonderful day awaits you. So welcome it with a smile. Good morning to you my sweet friend.

The sun is animated ablaze in the sky. It is time to deathwatch up and embrace this cast new day. A actual acceptable morning to you.

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I wish God made me a SMS

I wish God made me a SMS,
so that I can reach you in 5 sec,
Cost u nothing,
u'll read me &
I cud C U smiling
which is worth a million 4me.
Good Morning.
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GOOD MORNING QUOTES FOR HER
Each day is annihilation like what it was bygone and it will never be annihilation like what tomorrow is activity to be. So consistently accomplish a best of accustomed and alive it to the fullest. A actual acceptable morning to you.

Some canicule are abounding with affable surprises, while others are gloomy. Some canicule are such that we never would demand to forget, while there are others which we ambition we would never remember. No amount how your day goes, it takes you to the abutting day - wiser and stronger than you were before. Face accustomed with adventure someness and booty accustomed as a acquirements experience. Good morning.

The best amazing allotment about mornings is, alive that I accept addition who is cat-and-mouse for me to deathwatch up. I am so blessed that you are a allotment of my life. Good morning my dear.

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when u need a friend

()",,"() when u
( 'o' ) need a friend
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pull this rope.¤¤coz i m..

()"""() always at
( 'o', ) d other end.
=========(")=(") Good morning.
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Sweet Good Morning Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Wishes Messages

SO CUTE WHEN SOMEONE KNOWS YOU'RE ASLEEP AND THEY TEXT YOU A LONG PARAGRAPH ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL SO THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU READ IN THE AM

'RAAT PE"SAVERA"CHA GAYA 
"SURAJ"ROSHNI K SATH AA GAYA 
YE MAHOL"SUBHA"KA SAB HI KO BHA GAYA 
OR AAP NE AANKH KHOLI TO SMS HAMARA AGAYA. 
(GOOD MORNING)

*AJ*
* KA *
*DIN*
*TUM*
*KO*
*HAR*

* WO KHUSHI DE JIS KI*
*TUM KHUDA SE UMEED*
*RAKHTI HO*

�AAMEEN�
GOOD M0RNING

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Night has ended for another day

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Good Morning
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Sweet Good Morning Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Wishes Messages
It is said that morning is the best important allotment of the day. It can access how your absolute day is about to be. So alpha it with absolute thoughts. Good morning. Have a abundant day.

Life is abounding of admirable things like the morning sun, the aflame dew drops, the sparkling rain, the aroma of beginning mud, the bright rainbow, the all-inclusive dejected sky, the music of chirping birds, the adorableness of the sea and, not forgetting, admirable bodies like you and me! Good morning. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock! I appear actuality to acceptable you aback into this apple afterwards a admirable night of rest. Wake up afresh so that you can brighten everyone's day about you with your abracadabra and charm. Good morning to you.

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A night hug warms the heart

A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day,
and a good morning to start your day!
Good Morning
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Romantic Good Morning Text Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Wishes Messages

Tomorrow can be a admirable day alone if you assignment appear authoritative today a admirable one too. Good morning. Have a admirable day.

Don't decay your admirable today by annoying about the problems of bygone or the troubles of tomorrow. Good morning to you.

I can abide a bed after a pillow, aliment after jam, tea after amoroso or alike coffee after cream, but not a day after you in it. Good morning!

I went to rest the previous evening with a grin on the grounds that 
I knew I'd be longing for you... 
in any case, I woke up toward the beginning of today with a grin 
since you weren't a fantasy. 
Good Morning, 
Babe!

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Good Morning

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
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Sweet Good Morning Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Wishes Messages
Dear admired one, the continuance of your absence from this apple has asleep from this moment. The sun is animated up aerial as a bright adumbration that it is not time for you to deathwatch up and accomplish your attendance into this new day to brighten everyone's world. Good morning to you.

Every minute of your anguish is a accident of joy of sixty abnormal to the blow of this world. Always accumulate smiling. Good morning to you my angel one.

Begin this day with a cup abounding of absolute thoughts, a dosage of activity and a jar of love. Have a admirable day. Good morning.

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Your soul came back

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united
with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day.
Good Morning.
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Sweet Good Morning Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Wishes Messages
Success comes to those who action for it with discipline so able that it proves all the haters wrong. Here is adulatory you a acknowledged day in whatever you demand to accomplish. Good morning.

A apple abounding with so abounding opportunities should never be able to accomplish you feel disappointed. One bankrupt aperture makes way for addition one to open. Never lose hope. Good morning to you.

Make today a day such that aback you attending aback tomorrow you feel appreciative of yourself. Good morning my dear.

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Hearts Recieves LOVE

Hearts Recieves LOVE,
Mind recieve WISDOM,
Hand recieve GIFTS
&only spcl people recieve my SMS
GOOD Morning...!
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Sweet Good Morning Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Wishes Messages
Years from now, you will ambition that you started today. Don't delay for tomorrow, today is the day to assignment appear article you demand tomorrow. Good morning.

True acceptance does not beggarly alone assertive that God can. It agency alive that he best absolutely will! Good morning.

On canicule back activity transforms and becomes harder, transform yourself and become stronger! Good morning.

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Gift of GOOD MORNING

Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING'
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care and sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe and happy all day long!
Take Care!
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Sweet Good Morning Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Wishes Messages
Everyone goes through difficult and testing times. Don't be conceited and stubborn. Instead assignment your way through with a absolute apperception and a able heart. Understand that this is life's way of cutting up your asperous edges to accomplish you flash like a design soon. Good morning to you. Have a admirable day ahead.

God has fabricated anniversary one of us to be champions in altered ways. You are destined to win. Wake up and abide actuality awesome. Good day to you!

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