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Husband and wife

Husband
Jan socha ajj call ker loon tum ko
tum miss kar rahi ho gi
Wife
Jo 5 mint pehle laraie (fight) hoiee thi wo kia tha?
Husband
Oh fittay moon Phir ghar ka number mil gia.

1 larki ney 1 buzurg sey poocha

1 larki ney 1 buzurg sey poocha :

~~~ pyaar ~~~ kee ~haqeeqat~ kya ~ hey ????
buzurg ney kaha....... jao bagh (garden) main jo
sub sey khoobsoorat phool ho wo lao........
larki 1 din baad wapes ayee aur kaha....
main phool dekhtee rahee !!!!!
1 phool sub sey khoobsoorat tha......
muger main us sey behter kee talash main chul paree !!!!!!!!!
muger koi us sey pyaara na laga ......
jub wapes ayee to usey koi aur toor chuka tha....
buzurg ney kaha yehee haqiqat hey jo samney ho
uskee quder nahee keejati ......
aur jub wapis louto to woh bhee nahee milta .......!!!

Sardar in Bazar

Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya.

Sab Ne Puchha "Kya Hua ?"
Sardar : Mandi Me Anaaj Bech Raha Tha,
"Gehoon-Le-Lo"
Unho Ne Samjha:
"Gay-Hon-Le-Lo" =P ;->

Sheela ki jawani

Sheela ki jawani
Aik molvi sheela ki jawani gana dekh raha tha
aik shakhas daikh ker boola
molvi sahib app bi
Molvi sahib ne kah
nahi nahi main to oss ko nafrat ki nigha se daikh raha hoon

Son to Father

Son to Father

Dady: kia app ne room main kabootar rakhay hoye hain?
Dady: kyon kia hoa beta
Son:- wo raat ko app ke room se aa aa aa ki awazain ati hain.

Google’ Par Search Kar Lo

Santa:Aaj Mere Pardosiyo Ka Bacha Gum Ho Gaya,

Mene Mashwara Dia To Maar Padi..
Banta: Tune Kya Kaha Tha..?
Santa: Maine Kaha ‘Google’ Par Search Kar Lo.




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Omar Hayyat

Girl friend

Girlfriend-Tum To Bus Apne Kaam Me Lage Rhte Ho..

Meri To Koi Parwah Nahi Hai Tumhe…
Sardar- Oye.. Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Di Parwah Nhi Karde.

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Omar Hayyat

Santa Banta

Santa,Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me They

Teacher-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha?
Brothers-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal Maar Li.



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Omar Hayyat

Taxi Driver

” Santa ji ! petrol khatm ho gaya hai.

Gadi aage nahi jaa sakti”
Santa:” Koi baat nahi, Reverse lelo wapas ghar chalenge…..”

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Omar Hayyat

Zubaida aapa aj serious hain

Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy
;
;
(NAMAK)
JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti
Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam Chezon Ko
Be-Zaika Bana Daiti Hy....

Zubaida aapa aj serious hain...:P

Agar ap ka dant mian

Agar ap ka dant mian keeera lag jae....

to 1 , 2 hafton tak kuch na bhi na khyn.piyen...tu
:
:
keera andar he ander trp trp kr bhooka mar jay ga.....:P


(ZUBAIDA aapa ka Jaan leeva toOtkay...:)

Kisi k marne ki Khabar

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiye coz

is tarah karne se
;
;
biryani kam par sakti hai...:P



(zubaida aapa k economical totky)

Sweet dreams dekhne ka tareeka

Sweet dreams dekhne ka asaan tareeka :-
Sonay se pehle apni dono ankhon main 1 tea spoon sugar daal lein....
;
;
;
Sweet dreams ayenge...

Zubaida aapa ke totky

Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Na Torho,

Q K
Wo Har Kisi K PaSs Aik Hi Hota Hai....
Haddi Torh Do,
Q K
Wo 206 Hoti Hain.
;
;
Zubaida aapa k dil bachao totky" :P

Police asks sardar

Police asks sardar-tumhara dost kaise mara?
Sardar-o ji main nai janta,
usne bola mere pet me chuhe kood rahe hai
to maine use chuhe marneki dawa khila di...

Breaking News

Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan main Load Shedding khatam
:
:
:
Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gai..

Model Of Shoes

Bata Has Announced

Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents

Tip Of Da Day

3muuli Waly Parathy

2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or

Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN

Lives are for living

Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

NO DISC INSERTED

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?
Sardar: “NO DISC INSERTED “