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Sardar ke ghar

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

Ek hathi ne cheenti

Ek hathi ne cheti ko chhed diya,

what does cheti say to hathini… ???
apne pati ko samjha lo,
varna Mard hamare ghar Me bhi hain..

A Cakroach

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Funny SmS Messages

Gullu to santa: papa 5+5 kitne hote hai?

Santa: Ullu de patthe, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam,
tujhe kuch ni ata,
ja andarse calculator leke aa,
batata hoon...