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Showing posts with label Double-Meaning-SmS. Show all posts
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Man To Motel Desk Clerk

Man To Motel Desk Clerk:How Much For Room.

Clerk:depends On Room Size
Man:Do You Take Children?
Clerk:No, Sir,Only Cash And Credit Cards

Tabyat Kaisi Hai Aab

Doc:Tabyat Kc He Ab

Mariz: Pehle Se Ziada Khrab He
Doc: Dawai Khali Thi Kya
Mriz:Nai Dawa Ki Shishi To Bhari Hui Thi
Doc:I Mean Dawai Le Li Thi
Mriz:Ji Ap Ne Di Thi To Mene Le Li Thi
Doc:Bewaquf Dawai Pi Li Thi
Mriz:Nai Ji Dawai To Laal Thi
Doc:Abe Gadhe Dawai Ko Pi Liya Tha
Mriz:Nai Sahb Piliya To Muje Tha
Doc:Saale Dawa Ko Mun Se Lga K Pet Me Dala Tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha K Shishi Ko Dhakan Lga K Rakhna. Me Thik To Ho Jaunga Na Sahb?

Train Me 1 Larke Ne

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,


Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete K Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn;->

A Man Goin 2 His Work

A Man Goin 2 His Work, Another Man Asks:

"Kahan Ja Raha Hy Bhai?"
2nd Rplied: Yar Kaarkhany Ja Rha Hon
1st: Aby Ghr Me Khana Nhi Pkta Jo Car Khany Ja Rha Hy ;->

Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi

Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi...


Jawab Mere Salwal Ka..

Deti Hai To Khada Ho Jata Hai..

Rom Rom Jazbat Ka..

Khada Hota Hai To Dalne Ko Man Karta Hai....

Balo Me Fool Gulab Ka...

Dalta Hoon To Tapak Padta Hai..

Patta Patta Gulab Ka...

Ur Annual Dementia Test

Ur Annual Dementia

Test! :)

Exercise Of Brain Is As Important As Of The Muscles.
Below Is A Very Important Private Way To Guage Ur Loss & Non-Loss Of Intelligence. :)
OK - Relax - Clear Ur Mind & Begin


Wat Do We Put In Toaster?

'Bread'
If U Said 'Toast,'
Give Up Now. Try Not To Hurt Urself. If U Said 'Bread,' Go To Next Question.

Say - 'Silk' 9 Times
Now - Spell 'Silk.' Wat Do Cows Drink?

Cows Drink 'Water'
If U Said 'Milk' Dont Attempt The Next One. Ur Brain Is Over-Stressed N May Even Overheat. Proceed If U Said 'Water'.

If Red House Is Made Of Red Bricks, Black House Of Black Bricks, Blue Of Blue Bricks, Yellow Of Yellow Bricks, Pink Of Pink Bricks, Brown Of Brown Bricks, What's A Green House Made Of?

Green House Is Made Of Grass :P
If U Said 'Green Bricks' -Y The Heck R U Still Readin? :P

Pas

1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.

Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

What is KISS

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
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.
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

In a bath room

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

200msg Free

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain