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Showing posts with label April-Fool-Jokes. Show all posts
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You can fool all the people

You can fool all the people some of the time, 
and some of the people all the time, 
but you cannot fool all 
the people all the time. 
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april fool day quotes

THIS IS MAGIC.
PRESS DOWN 6TIMES,
YOU CAN SEE YOUR PHOTO
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CONGRATS! YOU ARE THE FIRST
APRIL FOOL OF THE YEAR
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A wise men concur that it is alright to be stupid on occasion and actually, every senseless demonstration is a stage to intelligence. So don't be humiliated when somebody plays tricks on you and calls you 'April Fool'. Here we have brought some acclaimed colloquialisms that encapsulate human indiscretion and April Fool's Day for you 

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We have known each other

We have known each other for quite a while now,
do u think we can b more than just frnds?
cos i like u vry much.
i need some 1 beside me,
will u b my partner 2 rob a bank? face-smile.png 
Happy April fool day !

Attendence.of Students

Attendence.. 
Pappu 
Yes Sir 
Bablu 
Yes Sir 
Tinku 
Yes Sir 
Ullu 
?? 
Ullu
?? 
Ullu 
Button dabana band kar, 
teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For pepsi "shahrukh" For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !! 

Rangeen Ho tum rangon

Rangeen Ho tum rangon Se Bhi Zyada 
Khubsoorat ho Tum Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada 
Agar Aisa sochte Ho to 
.
BewQoof Ho Tum Sab Se Zyada

April Fools Day Quotes, Messages, Jokes

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Legs utha ke karo

Legs utha ke karo. 
Tange feala ke karo. 
Ghuma ghuma ke karo. 
Aage peechey dono taraf karo. 
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. 
*O Fool Man* yoga.

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai...
Aur kyo na ho...
Khayi Bhi to Hari Mirchi hai!

You are really a CUTE person

You are really a CUTE person!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere”

Place a bottle of liquid dish

"Place a bottle of liquid dish
 soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush 
the toilet will be greeted
with an 
overwhelming amount of bubbles.”

In short, I am your S.I.S.T.E.R

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.

theek Kaha Na ?

In short, I am your S.I.S.T.E.R “

April Fools' Day 2017 text messages

your style so sweet

“your style so sweet
your smile so sweet
your voice so sweet
your eyes so sweet
Your whole life so sweet!!
In short; you are a sweetheart
.
Hey, look
.
I can lie so sweet so
you’re never going to understand.”

If people talk about your beauty

If people talk about your beauty, 
your power, your wisdom or your smartness, 
then just give them a tight slap...
How dare they FOOL 
you in advance! Happy April Fool!

Khush to bohut hoge tm

Khush to bohut hoge tm,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo hai aj,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rhi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….sal mai 1 hi toh din ata hai jo
hota hai sirf tmhare naam.

You are significantly to me

"You are significantly to me, 
It's unthinkable for me to live without 
you notwithstanding for a moment! 
You are my life and I can feel You all around 
Try not to mind! I am discussing oxygen."

Feeling exhausted?

Feeling exhausted? 
Pondering, what to do? 
Open the zip! 
Enter your hands in the middle of your zip.. 
take out your… 
book from your sack and study.

Fact1: You can not touch

Fact1: You can not touch 
your lower lip with your tounge… 
Fact2: After perusing this, 
99/100 morons would attempt it. 
April Fool

A current study has demonstrated

A current study has demonstrated that 
Fools utilize their thumb while perusing SMS. 
Presently it's past the point of no return, 
Try not to attempt to change your finger! 
Attempt to catch some other trick!

April Fool SMS Text Messages

The maple syrup

The maple syrup's brimming with ants. 
A mouse is inching on the rack. 
Is that a creepy crawly on your back? 
I ate the entire pie independent from anyone else. 
The kitchen sink just flooded. 
A glimmer surge washed away the school. 
I tossed your cover in the junk. 
I never lie - I - 
April Fool!