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April Fool Sms Messages - Well everybody is aware of upcoming 1st April, many of you would be handy with April fools pranks
April Fool Sms Messages - Well everybody is aware of upcoming 1st April, many of you would be handy with April fools pranks

New rules of life for 2013

New rules of life for 2013

1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

A New Year’s Prayer

May ALLAH make ur year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;

Not by making your life always pleasant

Not by making your life always pleasant,

But by showing you when people
And their causes need you most,

And by making you anxious to be
There to help.

Allah’s
Love,
Peace,
Hope

And joy to you for the year ahead

New Year Bring These Wishes To You All

May the New Year
Bring These Wishes To
You All…
Warmth 0f Love, Comfort 0f Home
Joy From Your Children, Company
And Support 0f Family n Friends
A Caring Heart That Accepts
n Treats All Human Beings Equally
Enrichment 0f Knowledge n
Richness 0f Diversity
Courage To Seek n Speak The Truth
Even If It Means Standing Alone
Hopes n Dreams 0f A Just World n
The Desire To Make It Happen
A Light To Guide Your Path
Helping Hands To Strengthen Unity
Serenity n Peace Within Your Mind,
Heart n Soul
Food For Thought n Soul
A Hand To Hold … !!! ?

My wishes for you, great start for Jan

My wishes for you, great start for Jan,
Love for Feb, peace for March,
No worries for April, fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov, happiness for Dec.
Have a lucky and wonderful 2013

Years come and go

Years come and go,
but this year I specially
wish for you a double dose
of health and happiness topped
with loads of good fortune..

Machali ko english me kehte hai fish

Machali ko english me kehte hai fish
hum apko bahut karte hai miss.
hamse phle koi kar na de apko 
koi wish 
isliye hum phle kar rahe hai wish.)
HPPY NEW YEAR…2013

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.

Memorable moment are celebrated

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my friend for 
now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2013 bring Happiness 
for you Dear.

Jata howa december

Jata howa december…

Ye keh raha hai tum se.

Ruthay ko tum mana lo.

Hans k galay laga lo.

Or keh do,

Advance

Happy New Year
“2  0  1  3″

Happy New Year 2013

Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna

Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2012 ka,
apna sath 2013 me bhi aisy he  banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year 2013

Somehow Not Only For

Somehow, not only for Christmas, 
But all the long year
through, The joy that you give to others, 
Is the joy
that comes back to you. 
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad, 
The more of your heart”s
possessing, Returns to you glad.

There Is No Ideal Christmas

There is no ideal Christmas; 
only 
the one Christmas you
decide to make as a reflection 
of 
your values, desires,
affections, traditions.

Christmas Is The Seasone

Christmas is the season 
for 
kindling the fire of
hospitality in the hall, 
the genial flame of charity
in the heart.

Christmas Is A Time

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past
forgotten and his present remembered. 
What I don”t
like about office Christmas parties is looking for
a job the next day.

Faith makes all things possible

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Christmas may be many things
Or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
Is each new toy
For me its watching u.

From home to home

From home to home and heart to heart,
From one place to another,
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
Brings us closer to each other.

I am dreaming of white christmas

I am dreaming of white christmas,
With every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
And may all your christmas be white.
Happy Christmas.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas.

Heap on the wood

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill, 
But let it whistle as it will, 
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

Bakra debit Cash credit

Bakra debit
Cash credit

Qurbani Debt
GFosht Credit

Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit

Aap Debit
Hum Credit

Eid Mubarik… Hamra Msg Debit

Apka Reply Credit

[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

Bakray Ka DIL

Ek larkay ko lrki se pyar ho gya
Lrki ne larkay se kaha tm mere lye kia kr skte ho
Lrka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga
Lrki boli agr tm mjse sachi mohbt 
krte ho to a
pne BAAP ka DIL lekar ao
Lrka DIL le aya lrki ne us se shadi krli. 
Larki ne wo DIL theli men dal k apne room men latka dia
25 saal baad jb uska beta bara ho k 
doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka check up kia.
To
Wo
.Bakray ka nikla…
hahahaha:-)

Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kaise Karun Dost?

Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kaise Karun Dost?
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Mera To Apna BAKRA Koi Khol Kar Le Gaya :S
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Dekh Yaar Udher To Nai :O
Aisa Lagta Tha Woh :(

27 October ko tum dil mango gay hum denge

27 October ko tum dil mango gay hum denge
jigar mango gay hum denge
eyes mango gay hum denge
.
.
..kyun ke
.
.
Us din hum ne bakra zebah karna hai

Qurbani mein hissa

Cow ka sample!

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Jis ne Qurbani mein hissa lena hai wo sirf 100 ka
balance bhej kar booking karwa le!

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
Sare mob 
network jaam ho jayen
Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…

Bakra EID Mubarak

I wish a wish for u

I wish a wish for u.
Da wish i wish for few.
Da wish i wish for u is dat your all wishes come true
So, keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you.
Bakra Eid Mubarak

FRIDAY Means

FRIDAY Means
F R I D A Y

F= Farz allah ka ada karo

R= Rab ko razi karo

I= Ibadat dil se karo

D= Darud kasrat se parho

A= Allah se mango

Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME.

DARLING Means

DARLING Means
D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game. :-)

Meaning of WOMEN

:D Meaning of WOMEN
Did u know meaning of WOMEN?

"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight

When are you going to marry me

When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you. I love you dear,
marry me within this
month otherwise i will die.
See,
how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

This cat

This cat,
is cat,
a cat,
good cat,
way cat, to cat,
keep cat,
an cat,
idiot cat,
busy cat,
for cat,
20 cat,
seconds cat !...
Now read it without
the word cat.

Sardar got into a bus

Sardar got into a bus
on 1st April
when conductor asked
for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.
I have pass.

Hey get ready

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool,
and u r the
1st
person whom I fooled.

God saw your parents hungry

God saw your parents hungry,
He created pizzas.
God saw they are thirsty,
He created Pepsi. He saw them walking,
He created car.
He saw them without problems,
He created you!

If Today Any1 Talks

If Today Any1 Talks & Praises u 4 ur
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,

Kick Them Off. How Dare
They FOOL U Before April 1st.

You are one of the most

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Happy April Fool Day !!!!

Fool ne fool se

Fool ne
fool se
foolon ki
foolwari main
fool ke sath
wish kiya
o fool
u r the most beautifool
wonderfool amongst all fool
wish u my dear
April fool

Suppose the world were only

Suppose the world
were only one of God's jokes,
would you work any
the less to make
it a good joke instead
of a bad one?

Real friends are those who

Real friends are those who,
when you feel you've made a fool of yourself,
don't feel you've done a permanent job.

One thing kids like is to be tricked

One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance,
I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland,
but instead
I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh, no,"
I said.
"Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late

Sea

If all the women lived over sea
what good swimmers, you Emen, would be
if all the women lived over sea
that would leave you for me

One good try

For so long, I’ve had my eye on this girl
She's the most beautiful woman in the world
If that’s what you’re thinking, give it an attempt
Don’t be so scared that she would resent
why not give it one good try?
just to let her know you’re alive

Baby Brow Eyes

Baby brown eyes your eyes so brown,
hair so light,
you make the sun shine bright,
your eyes bring many warm things.
I love you baby girl
for always when you were born
and came in our lives,
you are the baby brown eyes
that we love day or night,
we love you always.

One Perfect Rose

A single flower he sent me ,since we met
all tenderly his messenger he chose;
deep-hearted, pure with scented dew
still wet
one perfect rose.
I knew the language of the flower
"my fragile leaves ,it said
his heart enclose"
love long has taken for his locket
one perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet
one perfect limousine,
do you suppose?
Ah, no it’s always just my luck to get
one perfect rose

Love

Love is more time to share.
It’s really when you care.
It’s two people joined.
I was in love with you
before you could drop a coin.
It’s a sense of trust,
but not enough lust
It’s a commitment to be there,
but would you always be there
to share and care

My Valentine

I crave your honesty on this day of love,
L ove you whole-heartedly my sweet dove.
O ut of the blue you shot from the sky,
V ividly, beautifully stunning my eye.
E ver adoring you is what I do best,
Y our smile, your face and all the rest.
O n days like these I truly believe,
U and I are meant to be!

such a short time

When I first saw your face I knew you were mine
We have both grown to love each other in such a short time
you know I’ve been looking for you all my life
for the day when I become your wife
you have given me security and love
which I’ve only ever dreamed of
I know there is a heaven and dreams do come true
someone up there loves me
because they sent me
YOU

Hearts and flowers

Hearts and flowers on Valentine’s day.
heart shaped candy, help me say:
I Love you in a special way,
because love is the reason for Valentine’s day.
Valentine’s day is a special time
for songs to sing
and poems that rhyme,
a happy time for everyone.
I’m so glad you're a friend of mine

newfoundland and labrador rule

break up on valentines

On Valentines we broke up
Your friends said it was wrong
But you didn't believe them
Until you heard our song
Maybe you will love me
like I loved you
But I won't give you another chance
Because I won't know if it's really true

Kisses

Kisses Kisses Kisses,
Oh, what should I do?
All I want is just one Kiss,
From a special person like you.

if I’d wish to be anything

If I could wish to be anything
I’d wish to be your tear
to be conceived by your heart,
born in your eye
live on your cheek
and die on your lips

Be Mine

the smile that cleanses my soul
the eyes that stop time with a single glance
the touch of love from his hands
I’ve been waiting for this day
this special time
all I can do is pray
for you to be my Valentine