Don't even think of these 2

If u want 2 b happy
4 a short tym, GET DRUNK

If u want 2 b happy 4
a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don't even think of these 2.

kitna ikhtyaar tha usko apni chahat py

kitna ikhtyaar tha usko apni chahat py....

jab chaha yaad kya jab chaha bhula dya....
janta tha wo mujh ko behlaany ka har andaaz....
jab chaha hansa dya jab chaha rula dya......
dil bhi us ka tha pyaar bhi uska tha........
jab chaha mera naam likha jab chaha mita dya..............

Sheikh on April Fool's Day

Sheikh ne Bivi ka Sadqa 15 Rupee main dia
oar oss main 85 rupay dall ka 100 ka balance
kerwa liya
Bivi ne kaha ke ye bohat ghalat baat hay
to sheikh bola ke sadka gov ko chalay gia hay
Oar balance mere pass aa gya hay
Bivi bohat bohat heran hoie
Sheikh bola ke April Fool's Day

Jab wo rone laga

Dost Pathan se: “APRIL FOOL manaya?”

Pathan: “Han”
Dost:”kis k sath?”
Pathan:”Bv k sath! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to
Hum Ne bola “APRIL FOOL.:-)

Ikrar karien mohabbat ka

Na hasino se Rasme Wafa

or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
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Happy April Fool's Day

Sab Se Behtr Din

“I LOVE U” Kehne Ka
Sab Se Behtr Din

Kaunsa Hota Ha???
Guess? Guess?
Simple 1st April
Agr Bat Bn Gai To Cool
Warna Keh Do
April fool

Samajh lena us din April Fool hai

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool haY

LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool haY
Jis Din Kisi Larki
Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din

APRIL FOOL haY.

In Advance

Plz open this

after days at Friday.
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.

U r a 1st FOOL of 2011.

April Fool in Advance

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In Advance love msg,quotes, sms
I'm enamored with you, and I'm not in the matter of denying myself the basic joy of saying genuine things. I'm infatuated with you, and I realize that affection is only a yell into the void, and that insensibility is unavoidable, and that we're altogether destined and that there will come a day when all our work has been come back to clean, and I know the sun will swallow the main earth we'll have, and I am enamored with you."

I have pass

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and
said april fool.
I have pass.

April Fool Sms

31st March or 1st april

Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishin very happy, prosperous n joyful
Fool Day 2011 to the King of Fools..
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April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

am I right to say?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :D



Happy april fools day

Wife Husband April fool 2011

JUDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?

LADY : He called me from office ,
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took me to bed
removed my clothes
laid me on the bed
spread my legs and said
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“APRIL FOOL”

Kahan Ho Tum

“Kahoon K Kia Ho Tum….?”
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,
Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,
Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,
Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,
Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,
Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.
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i love you jaan sms. love u jaan shayari, meri jaan ho tum sms

Main ne poocha kahan ho Tum?
Us ne kaha teri Sansoon main,
Tere Dil main, Tere Khyaloon main,
Teri Rug , Rug -Nass nass main,
Main ne poocha kahan nahi ho tum?
Usne kaha sirf teri kismat main.
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i love you jaan quotes. love you jaan status, jaan sms, funny meri jaan sms

Suno jo Dil main baat hai kehdo

Suno jo Dil main baat hai kehdo

Ke hum hain muntazir kab se
Tumhare chand lafzon ke
Ya hum ko qaid kardaalo
Ya phir aazad tum kardo
Ke jazba koi bhi ho
Izhaar ka mohtaaj rahta hai
Yeh waqt agar haath se kho bethe
To phir pachtaoge tum bhi
Lo humne aankhen bund karlin
Chalo ab kehdo tum hum se
Ke tum ko Humse Mohabbat hai

Mujh se Kehta hai

** Mujh se Kehta hai **

Mujh Se Kehta Hay

Kabhi
Dil Me Malal Aate Hain

Kaise Kaise Meray Dushman
Ko Sawal Aate Hain

Yeh Jo Hum Rute Hain
Chup Ker Kabhi Tanhai Me

Rufta Rufta Tujhay
Aankho’n Se Nikal Aate Hain

Hum Mohabbat Pe Bhi
Ahsan Koe Rakhte Nahi

Naykia’n Kerte Hain Deryao’n Me Daal Aate Hain
Buss Isi Khauf Se Soay
Nahi Ik Mudat Se

Hijr Milta Hay Agar Khawab-e-Wisal Aate Hain
Phool Khil Jain Tou
Is Shakhs Se Kum Kum Milna

Aisay Mausam Me Mohabbat Pe Zawal Aate Hain

Bikhar gaye hain tera intizar

Tere firaq ke lamhe shumaar karte huye

Bikhar gaye hain tera intizar karte huye
To mein bhi khush hoon koi ja ke us ko keh de
Agar woh khush hai mujhe beqarar karte huye
Mein muskurata hua aayine mein ubhroon ga
Woh ro pare ga achaanak singhaar karte huye
Tujhe khabar bhi nahin koi toot geya hai
Mohabaton ko bohat payedaar karte huye
Mujhe khabar thi ke ab laut kar na aaon ga
Wada yeh khud se kiya hai intizar karte huye

No fear in love

No fear in love
and love is not what u can receive
There is no fear in Love,
if the Love is real and perfect
it overshadows all fears and Concern.
Love is not what you can receive
it’s all about what you can give.

2 very painfull things

Shakespare says

There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love
loves you & doesn’t tell u…
Second when ur love doesn’t love u and tells u.

Love is like a puzzle

Love is like a puzzle.

When you're in love,
all the pieces fit but
when your heart gets broken,
it takes a while to
get everything back together.

Inaam -e- Wafa

Inaam -e- Wafa

Hum Nay Bhi Mohabbat Ki Thi Mager
Kuch Bhi Na Mila Hasrat Kay Siwa
Tum Nay Bhi Humay Elzaam Dia
Kia Kahay Esay Qismat Kay Siwa
Suntay Thay Wafa Jo Kartay Hain
Inaam -e- Wafa Pa Jatay Hain
Chahat Ki Nazar Rakhnay Walay
Chahat Ka Sila Pa Jatay Hain
Dekha Tu Koii Anjaam Nahi
Ulfat Ka Ak Nafrat Kay Siwa
Aisa Tu Kabhi Socha Bhi Na Tha
Tum Hum Say Juda Ho Saktay Ho

Usski Yaadein Hain

Usski Yaadein Hain!!!

Ye Dayaar Mahr-Wo-Wafa Nahi Ye To Nafratoun Ka Dayaar Hai
Zara Paaoun Rakhna Sambhaal Kar Yahan Dushmanoun Ka Hisaar Hai
Gham-E-Ishq Hans Kar Utha Liya Jo Naseeb Me Tha Usse Paa liya
Usse Kya Sunati Mein Haal-E-Dil Woh Guloun Ke Rang Me Qaar Hai
Koi Qadar uski Nahi Yahan Jo Sharafatoun Ke Amen Hai
Wahi Sar Utha Ke Chale Yahan Jo Nigah-E-Duniya Me Khawaar Hai
Mein Gunah Ki Putli Hoon Aaye Allah Tere Hath Hai Mera Faisla
Hai Galtiyaan Meri Bhala isska Koi Shumaar Nahi
Teri Yaadoun Ko Liye Hue Mein Kahan Kahan Se Guzr Gayi
Yahi Haal Hai Meri Zeesat Ka Naa Sukoon Hai Naa Qaraar Hai
Wahi Gulistaan, Wahi Baghbaan, Wahi Badliyaan, Wahi Gham-E-Tanhaiye
Magar Aaj Yahan Koi Saaya Nahi Bass Usski YAADEIN Hain…!

Aas hogi na Aasra hoga

Aas hogi na Aasra hoga

Aany wale dinu me kia hoga.
Main tujhy ßhol jaungi ek din
Wakt sab kuch ßadal chuka hoga.
Naam mai ne likha tha Aankhun me
Aansoun ne mita dia hoga....!
Aasman bhar gya parindun se
Pair koi harra gira hoga.
Kitna dushvar tha safar uska
Woh sar-e-shaam so gaya hoga

Beet Jaye Na Kahin Raat

Beet Jaye Na Kahin Raat Koi Baat Karo,

Jane Phir Kab Ho Mulakat Koi Baat Karo,
Bewafa Mujhko Kaho Ya KOi Shikwa Hi Karo,
Hai Gawara Teri Har Baat Koi Baat Karo,
Rooth Jao Har Bar Tumhein Mana Hi Lein Gay Hum,
Kuch Toh Samajho Mere Jazbat Koi Baat Karo,
Tujhko Dekha Hai Toh Thamnay Lagi Zakhmon Ki Jalan,
Do Na Dard Ki Soghaat Koi Baat Karo,
Mousam-e-Hijar Mein Viraan Hai Mere Dil Ki Zameen,
Pal Mein Ho Jaye Gi Barsaat Koi Baat Karo....!!!!

Bari Mukhatsir Si Raat Hai

Tumhain Jab Milain Kabhi Fursatain,

Mere Dil Se Bojh Utar Do..
Main Buhat Dinon Se Udaas Hoon,
Koi Shaam Mujhey Udhar Do..
Mujhay Apnay Roop Ki Dhoop Do,
Kay Chamak Sakain Mere Khad-O-Khal..
Mujhay Apnay Rang Main Rang Do,
Mera Sara Rang Utar Do..
Meri Wehshaton Ko Barha Dia,
Judaiyon Kay Azab Nay..
Mere Dil Pe Hath Rakho Zara,
Meri Dharkanon Ko Qarar Do..
Kisi Aur Ko Mere Hal Say,
Na Gharaz Hey Na Koi Wasta..
Main Bikhar Giya Hoon Samait Lo,
Main Bigarr Giya Hoon Sanwar Do..
Wahan Ghar Main Kon Hai Muntazir,
Kyon Fikar Ho Dair Sawer Ki..
Bari Mukhtasir Se Yeh Rat Hai,
Isay Chandni Main Guzar Do.....

Na shikayatain na gilah kare

Na shikayatain na gilah kare
koi eisa shakhas bi hoa kare
jo mere liye hi saja kare
muj se hi batain kia kare

Kabi rooay jaye wo be panah
kabi betahasha udas ho
kabi chupke chupke dabe qadam
mere peecha aa ke hansa kare

Meri qurbatain mari chahtain
koi yaad kare qadam qadam
main taveel safar main hoon agar
meri wapsi ki doa kare.

1 larki ney 1 buzurg sey poocha

1 larki ney 1 buzurg sey poocha :

~~~ pyaar ~~~ kee ~haqeeqat~ kya ~ hey ????
buzurg ney kaha....... jao bagh (garden) main jo
sub sey khoobsoorat phool ho wo lao........
larki 1 din baad wapes ayee aur kaha....
main phool dekhtee rahee !!!!!
1 phool sub sey khoobsoorat tha......
muger main us sey behter kee talash main chul paree !!!!!!!!!
muger koi us sey pyaara na laga ......
jub wapes ayee to usey koi aur toor chuka tha....
buzurg ney kaha yehee haqiqat hey jo samney ho
uskee quder nahee keejati ......
aur jub wapis louto to woh bhee nahee milta .......!!!

juda honay k mausam mein

juda honay k mausam mein juda hona zrori tha,

najaanay q kisi ka bewafa hona zrori tha

kisi say koi bhi shikwa na koi bhi shikayat hay,
jo mere sath chahat mein hoa,hona zrori tha
...
bohat nazdeek thay dil is lye ab dooriyan bhi hain,
dilon k darmiyan kuch fasla hona zrori tha

usay bhi dard deney ka bohat hi shouk tha wasi,
hamain bhi dard-o-gham say aashna hona zrori tha....!!!